A scene from HG Wells` "The Shape Of Things To Come" - The hopes and dreams of the 30`..but today, how many of these dreams have been achieved?.

If those who spend their lives studying the heavens -astronomers- can`t find them,then what is the chance of there really being alien life out there?With current data,one might say that extraterrestrials are a bit thin on the ground.But is this spectacular failure just another confirmation of The Conspiracy Theory?

Read the following information,and then see how much faith you have in our studies of astronomy,and astronomers!

	Clear As The Nose On Your Face I can`t see anything!...Ooops!Sorry,I did a Nelson and put my blind eye to the telescope!
	Made In Hong Kong Actually the home of cheap products might do better than our over-paid technicians.
	Martian Decoy Terraforming,and the art of selling land short.
	Space Wobble We can`t see planets,and we swear we can`t see them wobbling either!

I`ve had enough of you pillorying our sainted academics.Go back a page,you naughty boy!